[ Featuring Hung Gaydy ]
Ah, see, let me tell you a story
See, the big part of Hung Gaydy and Mr. Slaw is we tell stories here
We talk about our lives and nothing is faked, okay
So let me tell you about the one time I walked into the vape store, okay
I walked into the vape store and I dabbed a dude up
His name was Muhammed. He was an Indian guy
I walked straight to the coolers and I saw the alcohol
I said, hey, that looks pretty fly
But when I walked up to the counter, he's smelling some curry and rice
And while I looked closer to his head, I realized this stinky motherf*cker had lice
And I brought up the fact. I said, hey, man, you probably want to get that checked out
If another person got it, it wouldn't be nice
But he wasn't f*cking with that comment
He said, hey, you have no right to say that I have lice
I said, there's white stuff coming out
Turns out that that white stuff was cocaine
So I called the police on him and the police knocked on the door
See, at first, I didn't want to get him in too much trouble
I just don't support illegal paraphernalia
But when Muhammed saw the police officer, he said, hey, that guy looks familiar
See, the police officer and Muhammed had big beef
They didn't f*ck with each other at all
So the police officer instantly pulled out his taser and f*cking tased him
Muhammed was spazzing out on the ground
The police officer mounted on top of him and started beating the shit out of him
When the police officer hopped up, he said, hey, if you don't tell anybody about this you can have all the alcohol and vapes in the store
So I said, okay, I like that f*cking agreement
I never liked the guy anyway
So I loaded up my car with alcohol and vapes
Me and Mr. Slaw got f*cked up that night
I opened the door for this f*ck
He was wearing a turban
I said, Gaydy, the pizza is here
The guy whipped out a gun
He looked at me like, you're okay
Go to a cellar or a basement
But Hung Gaydy better run
He's got to take it
You know I had to run and hide
I am not taking that shit
I heard Hung Gaydy upstairs getting naked, taking dick
Had to go and call the boys, Jackoff Gaybo and Cum Shottz
Big Gay pulled up, he was like, I want that big cock
We went to the Indian f*ck Muhammad's house the same night
I found his wife and took the red dot off her forehead
Took that f*cking towel off her head, wrapped up like a mummy
I brought it straight to Muhammad
I bet he won't think this shit's funny
I said, give me Hung Gaydy, give me him now
Or else I'll go out and kill f*ck three cows
Hung Gaydy was bent over the table
He really got f*cked
You already know I don't f*ck with the police
I don't f*ck with 12
I don't f*ck with the cops
I don't f*ck with the pigs
So I handed Hung Gaydy a hammer, and I said, go break his shin
See, I took the hammer and broke his limbs
And I was rocking Tim, so I kicked his face in
But after I was done f*cking him up, I asked him
Why'd you do this to me, man
Why'd you f*ck me in my butt
I just snitched on you one time, but I didn't mean to get in trouble with the Indian community
You see, I really support them, and I like them
See, I like them as a whole, but I hate their f*cking accent and their food, and their smell in general
I don't like to be around them, but I don't mind that they're alive
I wouldn't go to India
I wouldn't go anywhere out east, because I don't f*ck with the terrorists
So in the end, I shook his hand after I f*cked him up
I said, hey, we're cool now
I don't want another 9-11
But after I said that, he looked very confused
I realized the Indians didn't do 9-11
He whipped out his phone, and he started recording
I realized Hung Gaydy is f*cking canceled, if I wasn't before
I just had to tell a story
See, this is a story about a story
I just want to tell you why I got canceled, okay
But I'm uncancelable
I'm the f*cking goat
I'm the best
I'm the best to ever do it, bitch
