Piggy went down to the market today
To try and get some ham
Ended up munching on bales of hay
And feeding some fat old man
Oh yeah
Everyone's an asshole
Knew a little kid with a rotten eye
We called him stinky bob
If you ever asked him why
He gouged it out with a little rock
His best friend was a hillbilly f*ck
Drank cans of gasoline
Huff it and with a little luck
We'll be feeling lean
Oh yeah
If you've got the gall