You're charmed I'm sure but I simply ain't
The stench emanates from the tip to th' taint
Do you smell it in the air? Do you feel like you'll faint?
It must be the Pickles N Grape Soda
Well I know you and you rub me
If you'd rub me just right I'll skiddly dee
Just keep in mind that it ain't free
Cause I love me some Pickles N Grape Soda
Love me some Pickles N Grape Soda