Well it seems like only yesterday
You had the dreams in your head
Of the life that you were missing
Since you had not wed
So you take your girl to the best place in town
And you tell her that you wanna
Settle down down down
So before desert, she shifts her skirt
She wipes her brow and tells you how
She's happy that she can get fat
You lose your mind
It's over
Your life is over
Your life is over
Your life is over
Your life is over
And soon thereafter obsessive phone calls begin
She calls you up when you're with your friends
She calls you up with ridiculous demands
Like she'll call you up and she'll say honey
We gotta pick out the wedding invitations
She'll call you up and she'll say honey
Should we have a DJ or a band
She'll call you up and she'll say honey
We gotta figure out the seating arrangements
Sucker
Your life is over
Your wife stands over defeated shoulders
Demands you hold her your screams get bolder
You dare not scold her
It's over it's over it's over
Your life is over
Your life is over
Your life is over
Your life is over
Some time has passed since we left our groom
On a bended knee in a well-lit room
With this ring, I thee wed though
I would be better off dead
Your fiancé goes from Beyoncé
To Aunt Jemimes in record time
From matrimony to acrimony
To testimony to alimony
Your life is over
Your life is over
Your life is over
Your life is over