I was born on a couch in my mom's apartment
No mess, no goop, Street Soup
I was born a healthy boy, four arms, four legs
Not blue, not green, just pink
My first five words: Give Me Something To Drink
Stainless Steel Straw Sucking on my Street Soup
No Plastic, Bombastic. Feed the troops
I know it's not good for me
I know it's not good for me
I'll die, sickly and depressed
I'll die, I'll die, I'll die
Give UPS my forward address
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
My final request? You all give it a try
Stainless Steel Straw Sucking on my Street Soup
No Plastic, Bombastic. Feed the troops
I know it's not good for me
I know it's not good for me
I know it's not good for me
I know it's not good for me