Mysterious Stains - Crusty J. Lyrics

You prowl around the school
You like the ones that drool
You promise candy bars
If they just get in your car

Yea, I know you, I know just what you'll say
And I know I'm no one to be mislaid
I have no interest in this foreplay
Yea, I know that they call you Crusty J

You insist I have a taste
You don't mention that it's laced
You flash me your billfold
Then you say that I'm too old

Yea, I know you, I know just what you'll say
And I know I'm no one to be mislaid
I know that you're wanted in four states
Yea, I know that they call you Crusty J

So spread the words around, spread the word around
That even if he frowns, even if he frowns
That J is not allowed, J is not allowed
Within a hundred and fifty feet of any playground

So spread the words around, spread the word around
That even if he frowns, even if he frowns
That J is not allowed, J is not allowed
Within a hundred and fifty feet of any playground

Yea, I know you, I know just what you'll say
And I know I'm no one to be mislaid
I finally get to use this mace
Yea, I know that they call you Crusty J