I tried to forget her face you know
I tried then I remembered!
I tried to fix her face but then
I tried now she's dismembered!
What in the hell am I to do?
It seems she's started to mildew
I tried to disguise the body I
Made her a different gender!
I tried to erase the evidence
Now I have a broken blender!
What in the hell am I to do?
Maybe she'd taste good in some stew
I was tried and they showed no mercy
I ain't no first offender!
I was tried and found guilty
Thanks to public defenders!
What in the hell am I to do?
Guess I'm the new bitch in the coop