Things Ain't Right With My Head Video (MV)

Every night my lips need cortisone
Ears are ringing as much as the phone
Every motion is reduced to blurs
And I always seem to slur my slurs
I'm real hairy but my head is bald
So I had some black spray paint installed
My skin's texture is like garlic bread
When I sneeze my nose shoots pencil

Never thought I needed protection
Now I shoot in thirteen directions
When she went down I promptly unsheathed
When she came up, she was missing teeth
Feel asleep despite the orange glow
When I woke up it had grown a toe
It turned green then it started to spread
And my size can just be left unsaid...