NANANOOK - Santa Lost His Pants! Lyrics

Santa slid down, oh what a fright,
His pants got snagged on a satellite!
Reindeer laughed till they couldn't stand,
"Look! His boxers say 'North Pole Grand!'"

Oh no, oh dear, shout it out clear,
Santa's in boxers-it's holiday cheer! [Clap!]
Ho, ho, ho, spin if you can,
Santa lost his pants and they flew to Japan!

Elves went live on Instagram,
"Santa's pants caused a traffic jam!"
Mrs. Claus said, "No time to stall,
Wrap him in tinsel and a curtain from the hall!"

Oh no, oh dear, shout it out clear,
Santa's in boxers-it's holiday cheer! [Stomp!]
Ho, ho, ho, wiggle if you can,
Santa lost his pants and they flew to Japan!

Reindeer danced in disco lights,
Santa slid into a snowball fight!
Kids all gasped, "This is insane!"
His pants were found on an airplane!

Oh yay, hooray, Santa's okay,
Wearing his shorts for a holiday sleigh! [Clap, stomp!]
Ho, ho, ho, what a silly span,
Santa found his pants in a frying pan!

Merry Christmas, kids, let's all prance,
But don't be like Santa-hang on to your pants!