Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up Jack got and home did trot,
As fast as he could caper.
Went to bed to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
Jill came in and she did grin
To see his paper plaster.
Mother, vexed, did scold her next,
For causing Jack's disaster.