Santa clause was a jolly old fellow who never tried a drug in his life
But one day he was really upset cuz he got in a fight with his wife
Mrs Claus was pissing him off telling him he really needs to lose some weight
He said I'll show that bitch and he took em a sniff now he can't eat shit and he's wide awake
Oh Santa clause got addicted to meth and now all the presents are gone
He stayed up all night on that Walter white and sold everything he owned to the pawn
Now the kids are mad cuz their moms and dads promised if they were nice
They would get a lotta gifts but that was a fib cuz Santa traded all their presents for a bag of ice
It's only been a few weeks but he's looking thin
Mrs clause was concerned so she questioned him
He told her he was taking Ozempic
And the reason that he's broke because that shit is expensive
The elves helped all they could to get him clean but when Santa took off on Christmas Eve
He went straight to the North Pole pawn shop and sold everything just so he could buy a bag of speed I mean
Santa clause got addicted to meth and now all the presents are gone
He stayed up all night on that Walter white and sold everything he owned to the pawn
Now the kids are mad cuz their moms and dads promised if they were nice
They would get a lotta gifts but that was a fib cuz Santa traded all their presents for a bag of ice
Now Santa Claus turned to a fiend
Ain't no gifts under the tree
Mrs Claus wants to get a divorce cuz she found out he even sold his wedding ring
Santa Claus turned to a fiend
He's flat broke and he's losing his teeth
He got arrested now he's in rehab but he'll be out by Next Christmas Hopefully