Dear Facebook, hope you're doing fine
And life is treating you well
I have this one thing on my mind
And I just have to tell you now
Facebook take me back
I don't want to be alone
I don't want to be a
Nag of bother, but
Facebook take me back
I can't get you on the phone
Is it possible that you no longer care
What have I done to you?
I live my whole day through
Never wanting to upset your algorithm
Never trying to be head strong
Did I upset the status quo, no longer with 'em?
Did you not want me all along?
Tell me where did I go wrong
I gave you all my data
And all my money, too
You said you'd call me later
Why did I put all my faith in you?
But Facebook take me back
I got no use for my phone
I've been waiting for a human to answer
Facebook take me back
I've been lost and so alone
And you've been treating me like I'm the cancer now
I asked you what went wrong
Your A-I's oh, so strong
You said you'd check into my case in a form letter
Then you left me in the ozone
You said my views were much too fake and you knew better
And then you left me all alone. Left me hanging by the phone
My patience is wearing thin
I don't think I'm out of place
Here's how the end begins
Do you remember MySpace?
Never gonna say it again...
Dear YouTube, hope you're doing fine
And life is treating you well...