Last night
I went to the Tower of London
To catch the bear on tape
It didn't go super well
Turns out
He killed a guard with a glance
Gave another PTSD
The bear was like,
"Bet you can't give me a run for my money"
And I can't
No I can't
I can't do this anymore (Bet you can't give me a run for my money)
And I can't
No I can't
I can't do this anymore (Bet you can't give me a run for my money)
Last night
My car died on the expressway
I tried to flag someone down
It didn't go super well
Turns out
He had a car full of parts
Tried to lend a hand to me
But when I dropped it he was like,
"Bet you can't give me a run for my money"
And I can't
No I can't
I can't do this anymore (Bet you can't give me a run for my money)
And I can't
No I can't
I can't do this anymore (Bet you can't give me a run for my money)
Bet you can't give me a
Bet you can't give me a run
Bet you can't give me a run for my money
Bet you can't give me a
Bet you can't give me a run
Bet you can't give me a run for my money
And I can't
No I can't
I can't do this anymore (Bet you can't give me a run for my money)
And I can't
No I can't
I can't do this anymore (Bet you can't give me a run for my money)
Bet you can't give me a
Bet you can't give me a run
Bet you can't give me a run for my money
Bet you can't give me a
Bet you can't give me a run
Bet you can't give me a run for my money