Bridget, you think you're slick, but you ain't fooling me
Your deceitful ways only show your lack of loyalty
Always playing games, claiming that you're true
But behind his back, you're doing what you do
You talk a big game, acting all high and mighty
But your lies and secrets, they can't hide from me
You're unfaithful, girl, running 'round in the streets
While he's at home, trust and love, shattered in defeat
You think you're the queen, sitting on your throne
But your uppity attitude, it's all skin and bone
You prance around, you're the talk of the town
But let me tell you, Bridget, your reputation's going down
No one liked you before, we sure don't like you now
You better keep running, you're looking like a cow
You're just a dumb girl whose brain is messy,
Next time I see you I'm gonna call you Bessy
Go to hell