NEURO3NOT - I Hate Your Metal!!! Lyrics

Every morning, I hear that distortion...
The roar of guitars tears my head apart!
Blast beats make my heart race and depart.
All these solos, thirds, and riffs - I hate them!!!

Each new chord's like a sawmill for my ears!
Growls and screams sound like business cheers...
Lyrics full of violence and bloody themes!
Inner demons and searching for oneself! Damn!

I hate your metal so muuuuch!!!
May you all fall with it into hell as such!
How can anyone listen to this at all?
No dumb love or strange mumbling call..

Comfort can only be found in pop tunes...
Grunge is just a pitiful cartoon...
Black metal's a gathering of rubber clowns...
And others jump on stage like painted frowns!

One day I'll surely write a symphony!
About heaven's paradise and world harmony...
About universal equality and tolerance!
And my star will be cast in granite, hence! Yeah!

I hate your metal so muuuuch!!!
May you all fall with it into hell as such!
How can anyone listen to this at all?
No dumb love or strange mumbling call...

But for now, I thrash brutal death in my garage!
Even rats have left, and family threatens with barrage...
No one wants to understand or care!
All that's left for me in life is metaaaaal!!!

I hate your metal so muuuuch!!!
May you all fall with it into hell as such!
How can anyone listen to this at all?
No dumb love or strange mumbling call...