Newsflash Singers - I'm Forgetful Lyrics

I went into the water to have a little swim
When a girl on the beach said "now take a look at him
He haven't got on a swim suit, he's really in the nude"
And then another girl shouted "now don't you be so rude"

Oh I'm forgetful, how regretful
How forgetful can you be
I'm absent minded, should be reminded
How embarrassing it is to me

One night I was invited to go out to a dance
And upon my arrival I found I had no pants
As if that wasn't bad enough I really shed a tear
When I found that I'd forgotten to wear my underwear

I went into a nightclub to have a little drink
When the girl behind the bar gave me a little wink
She said we have no dress code, you can wear just what you choose
But I can't let you in here wearing only socks and shoes

Now I intend to marry, yes I intend to wed
I went over in my mind what I would do in bed
As I crawled in beside her, she said "may I propose
Before you get in bed with me,you'd better take off your clothes"