I don't waste my money
On expensive guitars
Don't smoke cigarettes
Or Cuban cigars
And I don't gamble
As all my friends know
It's pretty young women
That's taking my dough
It's pretty young women
That I can't resist
I wine and dine them
And give them the best
If they want lobster
Even caviar
Or pink champagne
At some fancy bar
Some expensive jewelry
That I can't afford
I'll buy it anyway
Yes I go overboard
I don't drive fancy cars
My old pickup will do
If I want rare pets
I'll visit a zoo
And I don't do dope
Not stupid you know
Still pretty young women
Are taking my dough
So I guess you now know
What's been taking my dough
This addiction of mine
Keeps me broke all the time
Yes pretty young women
Pretty young women