Boris Johnson is incompetent at bringing us the Brexit we want
The fact we're in this mess in the first place is David Cameron's fault
Brexit means Brexit, or so Theresa told
But I don't think it'll happen before Boris grows old
We don't want a no-deal Brexit, that'll just f*ck the country even more
I'd rather Boris just resigned and joined Theresa the bore
Brexit means Brexit, or so Theresa told
But I don't think it'll happen before Boris grows old
Boris Johnson the fat bastard, get rid of him now
He's f*cking useless