Boris Johnson, you fat f*ck
You look like you got hit by a truck
You're incompetent at running the country
You'll probably just go and f*ck a donkey
David Cameron f*cked a pig
His wife probably looks like a twig
Boris Johnson is so old
He probably communicates by Morse
Don't become our prime minister
We don't know what you'll administer
We've had worse prime ministers of that we're sure
But you are replacing Theresa the whore
Theresa may looks like a horse
The wrinkly bitch is such a bore
Boris Johnson is so old
He probably communicates by Morse