Nick Tara - Holidays in Jail Lyrics

'Twas the night before Christmas
And all throughout the house
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a mouse
And Saint Nick brought some presents for your bitch ass

Merry f*cking Christmas
It's been a long year and I got a longer wishlist
All I hear is the jingle bells
But last year I was sitting in a cell, yeah

Spent my holidays in jail (uh huh)
I spent my holidays in jail (yeah, yeah)
Spent my holidays in jail (it's true, I)
I spent my holidays in jail (yeah)

There was no Christmas caroling
My patience is wearing very thin
Cuz I heard those songs too many times
Got arrested for petty crimes
Counted it up last year
I didn't even have one sip of beer
Sat inside my cold cell
Drowning in a pool of tears
I can't deny it, I'm riding this wave
I got kicked in the face like my name was Chris Tucker
In Rush Hour
Motherf*ckers wonder why I'm sour
They kneeled on my neck
Showed me no respect
They were like stand back, I think we got a crazy one
Damn, that's whack, cuz I should be playing stadiums
They set my bail to 500 K
I was like damn I wonder why it's gotta be this way
So I'm sorry if my tale is filled with misery
But I had to put some truth under the f*cking Christmas tree
Now all I hear is the jingle bells (c'mon)

Merry mother f*cking Christmas
It's been a long year and I got a longer wishlist
All I hear is jingle bells
But last year I wasn't living well
I spent my holidays in jail
I spent my holidays in jail

I spent my holidays in jail
Oh, I spent my holidays in jail
I spent my holidays in jail
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Merry mother f*cking Christmas
Merry mother f*cking Christmas
It's been a long year and I got a longer wishlist
F*ck Frosty the Snowman

I spent my holidays in jail
Jingle bells, come on
Jingle bells, come on
Jingle bells, come on

Jingle bells, come on
Jingle bells, come on
Jingle bells, come on
Jingle bells, come on
Jingle bells, come on
Merry motherf*ckin' Christmas