Johnny
Johnny is a tranny
He lives out on the South side
The south side of town
Everything he does is epic
He'll make a movie about this one day
Starring Johnny the tranny wearing a zebra skirt in the rain
Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants the sun to light up his pumps right
Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants to live without all this deep fright, all right
Johnny is your mother coming down for Christmas mass
With a basketful of cake and a handful of cash
Johnny smoke another hit just so you can forget
About your fat bellied papa preacher and the house where you once slept
Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants the sun to light up his pumps right
Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants to live without all this deep fright, now
Johnny with his dirty dress
And hair all greasy and wild
The wind whipping down the street and the traffic sleazing by
The wind whipping down the street and the traffic and the traffic sleazing by
Johnny just wants to be Jenny in the daylight
Johnny just wants the sun to light up his pumps right
Johnny just wants to be
Johnny just wants to be