Oh Shit, Santa's Stuck Video (MV)

It's Christmas Eve all calm and bright
The kids are asleep the stars are a guiding light
But old Saint Nick he's on his way
And got a little too jolly after exiting his sleigh
He's squeezed down a flue that's way too small
Now he's cursing up a storm in the cold night's crawl
"Goddamn it this ain't how it's supposed to go
I'm stuck in this chimney somebody help me yo!"
Santa's stuck in the chimney can't move his fat ass
Tried to wiggle down but his ass might be grass
Oh shit Santa's stuck in the chimney tonight
Somebody bring the butter get me out of this fright!
The reindeer are laughing as they stare on the roof
But Santa's now stuck feeling like a douche
He's yelling at the deer "Get your act together
I can't deliver the presents if I'm stuck here forever
The milk's getting warm the cookies are gone
But Santa's up here cursing all night long
"Why the hell did I eat all those cookies and pies?
Now I'm wedged in this flue can't even blink my eyes!"
Santa's stuck in the chimney can't move his fat ass
Tried to wiggle down but his ass might be grass
Oh shit Santa's stuck in the chimney tonight
Somebody bring the butter get me out of this fright!
I'm too old for this shit can't take it no more
Maybe next year I'll just stick to the door
But for now I'm stuck in this smoky hell
Santa's got a problem and it ain't going well!
Santa's stuck in the chimney can't move his fat ass
Tried to wiggle down but his ass might be grass
Oh shit Santa's stuck in the chimney tonight
Somebody bring the butter get me out of this fright!
So if you hear some banging or some swearing tonight
Know that it's Santa-yeah he's stuck alright!
But don't worry kids he'll get through somehow
Just gotta wait 'til he stops yelling and figures it out