Nightmare Vinyl - The Snowman's Surprise Lyrics

In the quiet of the winter night,
A snowman stood with a smile so bright
Built with care by little hands,
In a front yard, he proudly stands.
Oh, the snowman's surprise,
Beneath the starry skies!
Leaving laughter in his wake,
A snowy mischief he did make.
The children laughed as they built him tall,
With a carrot nose and a scarf for a shawl.
But overnight, the snowman planned,
To take a dump on this snowy land.
Oh, the snowman's surprise,
Beneath the starry skies!
Leaving laughter in his wake,
A snowy mischief he did make.
In the morning light, a sight to see,
A pile of shit beneath the tree.
Neighbors appalled and the kids did laugh,
By what came out of the snowman's ass
Dad rushed outside to clean it up
But he slipped in it as he shouted FUCK!
He said f*ck that snowman you little cunt
Dad stormed inside to go smoke a blunt
So be aware when you build a snowman
You just might get more than you plan
A pile of shit for no apparent reason
But that's why they say tis the season