[ Featuring dexter in the newsagent ]
Hm, yeah, so
It's like twelve degrees in a Trespass coat, Face ID broke
Can't get into my mobile phone, I don't know the four-digit code
I'm in the pub with a J2O with random blokes
I lied to them, just unprovoked, say I'm the face of British Vogue
They askin' me if I really smoke, I'll take a toke
Took one pull and I nearly choked, tears fall on my Prada coat
In the back corner taking note of everyone that's taking snow
Call my mum to come take me home and call the feds on my mobile phone
(Mum, please come get me, they're taking drugs, Mum, drugs, ah)
It's just me and my mic in a booth, look
Play Skate 2 three times, I jump on a board and I chip my tooth
Two-litre bottle of Volvic, my guy's sitting there smoking boof
I'm just boppin' my head to the music, I got Pitbull songs on loop
Money-saving tips, but what's the point 'cause I'm still not rich
I'm like Money Making Mitch, if he was broke and five foot six
Pissed, can't lift a brick 'cause I'm too weak, not strong a bit
I just punched a piece of pasta, it nearly broke my fist
By chance, I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry, babe, you can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
I'm a pioneer on Pioneers with a pie and beers (pie and beers)
I just tried fighting fears but it punched me first
Now I'm crying tears (crying tears)
I got twelve bags in a shoebox (shoebox)
I need my roof done, how much the roof cost? (How much the roof cost?)
Me and my debit card, it's true love (true love)
I just traded bad weed for a Van Cleef (Van Cleef)
I scammed Deliveroo for a Bánh mì and they banned me (they banned me)
I'm going forty-five in a black Jeep on a back street
I got a Grammy in the backseat 'cause I'm fancy ('cause I'm fancy)
I shake hands with the same man that shake hands at the party
'Til it sprays man, like a spray tan, I'm in suede Vans and I'm soakin'
F*ck sake, man, what a great plan, I spent eight grand on a paid ad
And all it reached was my mate's dad, his name's Dan, he's a great man
By chance, I don't really like to dance
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry, babe, you can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
By chance, I don't really like to dance (hm, yeah, so)
But I'll learn a couple moves for you
Sorry, babe, you can wait a couple days
But you know I'll save a space for you
