Sitting at the bar
Used to be an old café
The white lights are far too bright
But here they like it that way
He says I'm a monster
The way I can read him up and down
He says I'm a flight risk
I say don't you get bored of this town
Existentially bored
'Cause everyone knows our names
But isn't that what you've been wanting
Isn't that why you play the game
Welcome to Storybook Land
Straight out of the '70s
This city is the smallest town
Your wide eyes ever did see
We go out drinking
We go out dancing
Baby, we're the talk of the scene
Do you just not want it
When it starts to feel too easy
When it starts to feel easy
Walking by the river
Streets lined with cobblestones
He holds my hand in a way
I think could feel like home
Drive me to the concert
Familiar faces all around
Thank your lucky stars
You're living in this little midwest town
Existentially bored
With your own brand of fame
But honey, don't take it for granted
'Member this is why you played the game
Welcome to Storybook Land
Straight out of the '70s
This city is the smallest town
Your wide eyes ever did see
We go out drinking
We go out dancing
Baby, we're the talk of the scene
Do you just not want it
When it starts to feel too easy
When it starts to feel easy
Existentially bored
'Cause everyone knows our names
But isn't that what you've been wanting
Isn't that why you play the game
Welcome to Storybook Land
Straight out of the '70s
This city is the smallest town
Your wide eyes ever did see
We go out drinking
We go out dancing
Baby, we're the talk of the scene
Do you just not want it
When it starts to feel too easy
When it starts to feel easy
When it starts to feel easy
When it starts to feel easy
When it starts to feel easy