Doctor, doctor I feel so good
Better than I ever knew I could
Thank you, thank you, thank you very much
You got the Midas touch!
This white lightning is really quite alarming
I'm getting used to it now I think it's quite charming
A quick trip to the loo with my didgeridoo
To Self-medicate from these visions of you
I'm shaking, I'm sweating - I feel so alone
Even though you are in my bed
Tell me, honey, am I at home?
Because I am surely losing my head!
You said "don't die on me, you heartless rogue
I really wouldn't know what to do"
Relax, baby
Dying is quite the vogue
At least I got to make Love to you
Later that day I just couldn't eat
I just couldn't keep my seat
So I scoured the book of Revelation
Trying to find the answer for my fixation
"Who is that who has not on a wedding garment?
Bind him hand and foot and cast him into the sea!"
What's that Jesus I couldn't hear your comment?
And then I realized he was talking about me!