I'm not sad, I got happy-pills
I'm not mad, I got calm-pills
I'm not worried, all cares aside got chill-pills
I got pills for all my ills
And everything would be fine except
These pills have these dag-on side-effects
My happy-pills make me itch
My calm-pills make me twitch
My chill-pills make me feel like another person
Named him Mitch
They're saying
Are you sad
If your ill take your pills pills
Feeling mad
If your ill take your pills pills
Why be worried
If your ill take your pills pills
When there are pills
So many pills for all your ills
For all of your ills
I am not lazy, I got energy-pills
I'm not crazy, I got sanity-pills
I'm not hurting told pain bye bye with my numbing-pills
For every ill I got a pill
And everything would be fine except
I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck
My energy-pills keep me wake
My sanity-pills make me feel fake
My numbing-pills gives me the chills so bad
Looks like I'm doing the Harlem Shake
No
Are you lazy
If your ill take your pills pills
Feeling crazy
If your ill take your pills pills
Why be hurting
If your ill take your pills pills
When there are pills
Prescription pills for all your ills
For all of your ills
Now I'm an itching, twitching
Schizo, insomniac
Who feels fake,who's so cold
That he's doing the Harlem Shake
I bet you, I bet you
Could do the math and assert
Just why I'm still sad, mad, worried
Lazy, crazy, and hurt
But that's OK 'cause
My doctor tells me he
Has some other pills for
My newly developed ills too
How about you
Do you got pills
Do you pop pills like I be poppin pills dude
Yeah i got pills man
You need pills man
I got pills man
Got these pills man, all these pills man
And be pop pop poppin pills man
Prozac pills man, Vallium pills man Vicidin Pills man, Xanax pills man
Got these pills man
All these pills man
And be pop, pop, poppin pills man
I got pills
Got refills of pills
Got so many pills
How could i ever be ill