No Shirt No Shoes No Band Name - Faster Than The Fat Kid Lyrics

Faster than the fat kid
Taller than my dad
Seems most people usually say my singing's not that bad

If you still don't like me
I might get a little sad
But I'm faster than the fat kid and I'm glad

In case there's a tiger

Faster than the fat kid and I'm glad

I'm afraid of tigers

Faster than the fat kid and I'm glad

Always pick last in gym class
They tell me that I'm not that fast
Every time I swing a hockey stick
All my classmates they just laugh
Now I can't believe I'm thirty-three still living with my dad
But here's my plan no job rock band I'm rad

Uh uh uh I'm sexy like a warthog
Smarter than my dog
I get too excited from ladies' catalog
Let's not talk about that
I might get a little mad
But I'm faster than the fat kid and I'm glad

In case there's a tiger

Faster than the fat kid and I'm glad

I'm afraid of t-t-t-t-tigers
Faster than the fat kid

Faster than the fat kid taller than my dad
Seems most people usually say
My singing's not that bad
If you still don't like me

I might get a little sad
At least I'm faster than the fat kid

In case there's a tiger
Faster than the fat kid

Faster than the fat kid
Taller than my dad

Fat Kid