Walked in like
I knew exactly I'm doin'
I held my breath
Then crossed my fingers
Swallowed gum I was chewin'
I wrote my name
Picked up my chin
Imma throw up all my dinner
I stood in line I made sum friends
Their parents called me a sinner
And then I
Walked my ass up into the booth
I gave the man my sticker
Clenched his jaw
And gripped his hands
I think I made him very sick
Kid behind me shit his pants
I think one even f*ckin pissed hers
Clapped my ass
While I sang my two songs
My judges dick it flickered
Waa Waa Waa
Won't you cry me a river
Asshole named steve said
I ain't ever gonna be no kind of winner
Oh F*ck off Steve
I told him I'm gonna make it
I hustled near I hustled far
And you ain't ever gonna take it
Cuz
Bad bitches don't sleep
Till everyone's streaming
I went from acne and no money
Now I'm rich my skins gleaming
Now take a seat
Professor Noah
Finna start up his teaching
Not bad considered
I dropped outta college
Just a few weeks in
Waa Waa Waa
Won't you cry me a river
I went from rags to riches in no time
From breakfast to dinner
You see me stuntin
Want a piece of cake
Call me the next baker
Now I'm a lotta things
But I ain't ever gonna be no f*ckin faker
Waa Waa Waa
I deserve something better
I learned my worth
And Imma bring home all that cheese
My favorite type is cheddar
Did a lotta shit I didn't wanna
But it made me better
Started working at 14
So I could get myself ahead uh
Grew up in trouble
Teach sent me to the office
Remember the first time
I walked with my head low
I was cautious
It wouldn't be the last time
That I stirred the pot and got lawless
I've always been the type
To act myself but never obnoxious
I always knew that life
Would try and tease me
Make me into something cheesy
Imma do it easy breezy
Bein me just comes so easy
Hatin on it makes you sleazy
Kids in school they called me wheezy
Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy
Shut the f*ck up that's my reeezy
Waa Waa Waa
I'm on my comeup i'm shining
Feel like that lil star on PBS
Bitch yes i'm remind-in
I'm free from all the bad deals
That I signed and now Imma chime in
Next thing you know I'll be on TV screens
And songs going diamond
Waa Waa Waa
Won't you cry me a river
Asshole named steve said
I ain't ever gonna be no kind of winner
Oh F*ck off Steve
I told him I'm gonna make it
I hustled near I hustled far
And you ain't ever gonna take it
Cuz
Bad bitches don't sleep
Till everyone's streaming
I went from acne and no money
Now I'm rich my skins gleaming
Now take a seat
Professor Noah finna start up his teaching
Not bad considered
I dropped outta college
Just a few weeks in