Granny's running down the drive
Hoping she can stay alive
Headless chicken cross the street
Arthritis burns her feet
Now the cops are on her back
Helicopters on the track
Slipped and smeared her face in poo
No inheritance for you
Get back in the houuuuuuse
Get back in the houuuuuuse
Now the cops have run her down
Collected her from lost and found
Throw away the lock and key
Never again will she be free
She was wise to your intent
Just when you thought she was spent
She climbed up the ceiling vent
Grannys on the run
Get back in the houuuuuuse
Get back in the houuuuuuse
You're not going to see a single f*cking cent it's all mine
They can't catch me, nobody can catch me
I'm free, I'm free, yes I'm free
My money, safe with me