Nolan Lentz - Vodka Virtue Lyrics

[Intro]
Clinkin' glasses, fake smiles, another night of denial
Trust fund baby with a mission, yeah, his heart's on trial

[Verse 1]
Erik sips his Grey Goose, preachin' 'bout the system
Got his daddy's credit card but claims he's anti-capitalism
Vintage thrift store fits while he's droppin' two bills
On artisanal vodka shots, man, that cognitive dissonance kills
Posted black squares last summer, thought he changed the world
Now he's throwin' up in Kallio, revolution unfurled
F*ckin' hypocrite parade, we're all saints at the bar
Till we're passed out in the gutter, ain't we come so far?

[Chorus]
Vodka virtue, pour it up
Wash away the guilt with another cup
Vodka virtue, what a joke
Rich kids playin' poor until they're broke
(Till they're broke, yeah)

[Verse 2]
Check his Instagram story, man's a social justice warrior
But treats the bar staff like shit, yeah, that's f*ckin' hurried up
Got opinions on everything, from climate to class
But daddy's oil money keeps him warm, ain't that a laugh?
Says he's down with the struggle, never struggled a day
Trust fund revolutionary, keep that privilege at bay
Sippin' premium spirits while he tweets 'bout wealth gaps
The irony's thicker than his man bun, yeah, that's facts

[Bridge]
"Eat the rich," he screams, between shots of Belvedere
Cultural appropriation's wrong, but he rocks a mohawk all year
Such a f*ckin' saint, such a goddamn hero
Fighting battles from his barstool, counting followers like zeroes

[Chorus]
Vodka virtue, pour it up
Wash away the guilt with another cup
Vodka virtue, what a joke
Rich kids playin' poor until they're broke

[Outro]
Last call for salvation
Another night of performative liberation
Erik's passed out in his Fjällräven
Tomorrow he'll post about social haven
(What a f*cking joke)