Noodleboi - 2-D Girls Lyrics

I just want a 2-D girl I can talk to
Nah, f*ck that, I'ma eat her like some dog food
Go full ghoul on her cat, then her fat ass
Go so fast, Toko won't want her man back
Fold her back like some origami
My dick kills like a shinigami
I'ma fill her with hope, bitch, you can't stop me
I'm with Them, bitch, I'm a zombie

Cause 2-D girls are the f*cking best
Or else you can fight me
Better than the motherf*cking rest
Cause these ones might like me
3-D girls, they ain't shit
From their flat tits to the wack ass wits
They ain't got the f*cking body
Lacking hobbies that are naughty
And they acting hella sloppy
But they never really jolly
But I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls (What)

Explore her body like I'm Dora
Wrong cartoon type, bitch I just might
Bounce like a hot bunny, no Mai
Monokuma, all the kids die
My bitch fire, call her Maki
Got huge tits, Meiko Shiraki
I play games, my name Chiaki
Don't like traps like Fujisaki
You know I ain't got no pussy to spare
Kill the world like Junko, that's despair
Motherf*ckers wanna box, we can take it elsewhere
Kagune is a gun so, bitch beware
Now look at your girl
What does she got
Does she got the cute face to match the banging bod
Does she give you fan service when you're on the f*cking job
No, she don't, that's what I f*cking thought

Cause 2-D girls are the f*cking best
Or else you can fight me
Better than the motherf*cking rest
Cause these ones might like me
3-D girls, they ain't shit
From their flat tits to the wack ass wits
They ain't got the f*cking body
Lacking hobbies that are naughty
And they acting hella sloppy
But they never really jolly
But I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls (Yuh)

Heyimbee is the only exception
But anime girls be giving erections
I don't care, my cartoons get affection
Lick her up like a tasty confection
Love drawings, I can't handle rejection
These girls don't need no corrections
From the ass to the chest, nothing but perfection
Bust so hard, she gon' need protection
Bitch, I don't even wanna motherf*cking talk
If your titties even f*cking jiggle when you walk
Now bitch, I don't even wanna motherf*cking talk
If you ain't screaming "Yamate" through the block

Cause 2-D girls are the f*cking best
Or else you can fight me
Better than the motherf*cking rest
Cause these ones might like me
3-D girls, they ain't shit
From their flat tits to the wack ass wits
They ain't got the f*cking body
Lacking hobbies that are naughty
And they acting hella sloppy
But they never really jolly
But I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls
Bitch, I'm loving 2-D girls (What)