Baby, I'm a Russian asset
I'll do whatever Putin says
I'm a big commie traitor
Off with my head
Asset
I'm an asset
I'm an asset
You caught me red-handed
I don't care about the uninsured
Endless wars, civil rights
Who care 'bout the burning world
All I wanna do is rig election night
The only reason I'm angry
Is 'cause they pay me to be
Asset
I'm an asset
I'm an asset
McCarthy'd me to death
Ooh, I'm a red sparrow
Daddy Marx is my hero
Ooh, I'm a red sparrow
Daddy Marx is my hero
Dad