Northside - Skit I (Intro) Lyrics

Alright, high school, let's do this
You know when they say that your frontal lobe
Doesn't develop until you're 25
Well looking back on my time in high school
That statement didn't seem true at the time
But for real it is
When I first started high school
I actually had decently healthy friends
Let's just say my dumbass decided not to continue to lean on those healthy friendships
Everybody knew me by my last name
Booth
Up until that point
I hated my last name for obvious reasons

Audience applause
Gun shot
Screams

Yeah um you get the gist
But as that year went on it got a lot worse
Bad decisions

Dude why is Booth just over there awkwardly standing like that
Oh yeah he's trying to go talk to that one girl
He thinks he's gonna get lucky tonight
Is he a f*cking dumbass
Yes
Yes he is

Allowing people to actually call me nigga
What up my nigga
Tape stop
By the way these motherf*ckers the best way to describe them is to quote Kat Williams
This baby is rice skinned-ed but not light skinned-ed
That is a white child
That is caucasian from the mountains of Caucasus

Sad part is I laughed all of that off
All of it
After a while though it became too much to handle
Then I had the idiot idea to f*cking tell people my hopes and dreams
Booth, shut the f*ck up
You really think that's gonna f*cking happen
You're just a worthless
Yeah, that ended with a hard R by the way
It was a crazy rollercoaster
And that's what it's like to be an edgy teenager
At least I had Prime D Rose and Chicago Bulls dough