This is the tale of a young man
Whom for legal purposes we shall be calling Kreg
Seeing as we cannot bandy about his identity so..
Frivolously...
Now Kreg was a regular young chap
Who wore trousers and pants and shoes and socks and underpants and sometimes Even the occasional python boot
But only when he was riding on the back of his horse Prancer
Whom he rode now
On his Quest for adventure and strange foodstuffs
They had ridden through many strange lands
And were now confronted by an arid
Expanse of endless desert