Nuclear Family Fantasy - Everybody Loves You When They're Drunk Lyrics

Well you've been workin' hard
But you ain't been gettin' paid
Man you can't get lucky
And you can't even get laid
You want out
You want out
Wanna sleep like a log
Just need a vacation
But they're workin' you like a dog
So you can't seem to figure out the right occasion
Just gotta get out
To get out
So you hit the road
But don't get in your car
Gonna get outta here
And away from it all
When ya gotta stay near
Ya can't afford to go far
The next best thing is to
Hit the bar, oh cus
Everybody loves you when they're drunk
Everybody loves you when they're drunk
Just wanna escape
But the boss is always lookin' round
So you keep your back straight
And you keep your nose to the ground
You want out
You want out
And now you go home
Tired from another day
But you can't stay in bed
Not when you've got so much to say
Just gotta get out
To get out
Couldn't stay awake, can't go to sleep
So you get outta bed and head down the street
You get on your soapbox as you take your seat
Cus this is where great minds go to meet
Couldn't stay away, shouldn't be alone
Been gettin' thrown the wolves, but never thrown a bone
When you wanna relax, but don't want to stay home
The best thing's to do a shot with everyone, oh cus
Everybody loves you when they're drunk
Everybody loves you when they're drunk
You're sick of breakin' your back
And twistin' your neck
Don't wanna care about your troubles
Til your next paycheck
You think when you're sober
So you drink to forget
And drown your sorrows in booze
And cigarettes
Ain't gonna run away, or stay at home and hide
Gotta solve the world's problems while you imbibe
Nobody's breakin' your balls, or bustin' your ass
So now seems like a good time to raise a glass, oh to
Everyone who loves you when they're drunk
Oh cus everybody loves you when they're drunk
Everybody loves you when they're drunk
Aw yeah everybody loves you when they're drunk