Nuclear Family Fantasy - When I Get Paid Lyrics

I'm gonna get my hair done
When I get paid
I'm gonna go out and have fun
When I get paid
I'm gonna take a road trip
When I get paid
I'm gonna do a back flip
When I get paid
Cus I can't do shit
Until I get paid
Go to the doctor for a checkup
When I get paid
I'm gonna get my car a tune up
When I get paid
I'm gonna buy vitamins
When I get paid
I'll be so excited when
I finally get paid
Cus I can't do shit
Until I get paid
I'm gonna get therapy
When I get paid
I'm gonna take care of me
When I get paid
I'm gonna have a party
When I get paid
Yeah, all your drinks are on me
When I get paid
But I can't do shit
Until I get paid
All the things I'm gonna get
When I get paid
When I go out to eat
I'll even order an appetizer
I'll drink champagne
Instead of Budweiser
I'm gonna buy a warm coat
When I get paid
Take a ride in an airboat
When I get paid
But I can't do shit
Until I get paid
All the things I'm gonna get
When I get paid
Tickets to a Knicks game
When I get paid
Give me a ticket for an aeroplane
When I get paid
I'll buy expensive hot chocolate
When I get paid
With all that money in my pocket
When I get paid
Gonna go and see a show
Sit up in the front row
Maybe buy a Van Gogh
When I get paid
Get my phone an upgrade
Have my clothes all custom made
Buy a pair of new shades
When I get paid
I'll give out huge tips
Gonna subscribe to Netflix
Man, I'm gonna shake my hips
When I get paid
Buy a bunch of books secondhand
Finally pay back all my friends
Go on tour with my band
When I get paid
But I can't do shit
Until I get paid
All the things I'm gonna get
When I get paid