Nuclear Gears - Goldilocks and the Brown Hair Lyrics

As the story goes Goldilocks was travelin' messing with her hair it's botherin' her
Tired of being blonde, she wonders why...
She hates the way it doesn't fit man its annoying it makes her tick
Keep calm but its irritating when it refuses to comb while she has a call waiting, waiting

What should she do?
We probably shouldn't judge her...
What can she do?
It probably would not even fit her...
Her hair must be long and she must be blonde probably wont even fit her
(But Goldilocks yeah, don't like blonds)

She's beginning to think its time for a... (new image)
Lose a little weight get her hair a... (little timid) to start she checks her weight
Shouldn't have eaten all those bears' plates

What should she do?
We probably shouldn't judge her
What can she do?
It probably would not even fit her
Her hair must be long and she must be blonde probably wont even fit her
(But Goldilocks yeah, don't like blondes)

What should she do?
We probably shouldn't judge her
What can she do?
Would not even fit her
Money can't buy me love but happiness sure does cost
But goldilocks
But goldilocks
Don't like don't like don't like blondes

What should she do?
We probably shouldn't judge her
What can she do?
It probably would not even fit her
Her hair must be long and she must be blonde probably wont even fit her
(But Goldilocks yeah, don't like blondes)