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He may be five foot three, but I'm taller than him
When I'm standing on a big box, you ask me where I've been
I look at you and I kindly say, you're dad
I know it's not ideal, I know, but my humor is still stuck
I was born in 2010, and if that bothers you, I guess you'll have to throw me away
You're dead. You're dead
I saw your dad last night. It was your dad, your dad, your dad
I thought maybe I should take a bite of the ice cream that I just bought as I was walking down the street
That's when I saw your dad. He's not just any dad, he's your dad, and that's what makes him great
I've searched the whole world over, thinking of more clever things to say
But when it comes down to it, only one comeback obliterates them all
You're dead. I saw your dad last night. It was your dad
I thought maybe I should take a bite of the ice cream that I just bought as I was walking down the street
That's when I saw your dad. You're dead
I saw your dad, your dad, last night. It was your dad, your dad, your dad
I thought maybe I should take a bite of the ice cream that I just bought as I was walking down the street
That's when I saw your dad
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