Sitting under his bridge
Little green man
Grabbing all he can
Eating when he can
He's made a massive stash
Of food from out your trash
He gobbles used tea bags
He steals from your handbags
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
The grime glob
Grime glob
How can you be so near
Yet always still so far
Yes indeed you are
Under his bridge in your car
He doesn't think much
Of your negative ideals
Reinvents your wheel
Takes back what you steal
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
The grime glob
Grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
The grime glob
Grime glob
Ooh you're so near
Yet so far
Indeed you are
Ooh you're so near
And yet so far
Indeed you are
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
The grime glob
Grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
Why are you laughing at the grime glob
The grime glob
Grime glob