ODd - DIARRHEA Lyrics

It's Friday night, about to go chill With the boys in the drive
Threw my brakes, making a lot of noise Taco Bell employee says
Can I take your order? I say, I'll take a party pack
Give me change in quarters Double stuffed, extra sauce

With Diablo on the side These tacos really hit the spot
While I cruise in my ride Suddenly I feel the urge
Now it's time to surge And go pull over
Stomach bubbling Can't take this anymore

I feel like I'm about to explode
No bathroom in sight Got my butthole squinched tight
Could've been any other night The beans just didn't hit right
Diarrhea running down my pant leg The smell is pungent as my friend Greg

Dipping into my socks And into the holes inside my Crocs
Nowhere to hide I'm having diarrhea outside
Using my pants as TP Hope no one sees my pee-pee
Diablo falls in my butthole Have a lot in common right now

Some people think it's funny But it's really wet and runny
Diarrhea, diarrhea I don't know how much more my butthole
Seeping like a storm Diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it's funny But it's really wet and runny

Diarrhea, diarrhea I don't know how much more my butthole
Seeping like a storm Diarrhea, diarrhea
Diarrhea
Now that my body has commenced It's time to rinse off behind that fence

Wish I would've known that was there Before I just released a broken fire hydrant
Amount of diarrhea All over the gas station parking lot
But this is San Francisco A crackhead sat down to join me
Even offered me some TP But then tried to show me his pee-pee

Some people think it's funny But it's really wet and runny
Diarrhea, diarrhea I don't know how much more my butthole
Seeping like a storm Diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it's funny But it's really wet and runny

Diarrhea, diarrhea I don't know how much more my butthole
Seeping like a storm Diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it's funny But it's really wet and runny
Diarrhea, diarrhea I don't know how much more my butthole

Seeping like a storm Diarrhea, diarrhea
Some people think it's funny But it's really wet and runny
Diarrhea, diarrhea I don't know how much more my butthole
Seeping like a storm Diarrhea, diarrhea

Diarrhea, diarrhea