The coolest thing I've ever seen
Is something that made me believe
That cuddling and killing are the same thing
I don't remember the scene
It had been a while since id been in the city
That didn't change a thing
Laughing like a barrel of monkeys on lsd
My friend jumped in the sea
He said he wanted to learn how to sing
I didn't see the need
He said, neither did AC/DC
Hey Seymour why'd you have to do that?
And f*ck us all again
Hey Seymour why'd you have to do that?
I thought you were my friend
The weirdest thing I've ever been
Was an apocalyptic mindset with a paper and pen
I don't remember when
All I know is that something didn't seem right then
Hey Seymour why'd you have to do that?
And f*ck us all again
Hey Seymour why'd you have to do that?
I thought you were my friend
Hey Seymour why'd you have to do that?
And f*ck us all again
Hey Seymour why'd you have to do that?
I thought you were our friend
I thought you were our friend
I thought you were our friend