oddhorse - UPS Lyrics

I just caught a felony
Caught a felony
I just f*cked a bad bitch
Her name Bethany
I just opened up a shop
We're selling head for free
Moving pack through ups
That methamphetamine

Sold a laced pack like it's nothing on the Lord's day
I'm in quite a pickle like I'm stuck in Rick and Morty
I'm f*cking on your shorty
I been selling women on whore bay
I'm not the straightest but my friends a little more gay

I'm certified everywhere my fake scans
I'm edgy and conceited, Patrick Bateman
F*ck him in the Batman
F*ck with Robert Pattinson
In the Rick store with my mom
We be posted like some mannequins

Ay, ay
I'm Opium like Anakin
Ay
I got mid weed in a Fanta can
Ay
I got shooters out in Pakistan

I just caught a felony
Caught a felony
I just f*cked a bad bitch
Her name Bethany
I just opened up a shop
We're selling head for free
Moving pack through ups
That methamphetamine

I been moving money like it's nothing
I didn't call to talk, now put your pussy on the FaceTime
I don't give a f*ck what I been Stuntin
I'm rocking the Balenci with the Shein at the same time

When I make a couple milli I'm'a build a pyramid
When I spin your block I'll prolly miss, I gotta spin again

An angel came and told me 'bout a most almighty covenant
So I built an ark, filled it with pairs of Rick and Vetements

Ay, ay
The Lord knows that I'm heaven-sent
Ay
I said, shoutout all my Mexicans
Ay
My tinder sayin that I'm 7'10"
Flicked up with some Benjamins
Ay

I just caught a felony
Caught a felony
I just f*cked a bad bitch
Her name Bethany
I just opened up a shop
We're selling head for free
Moving pack through ups
That methamphetamine