Off Chops - Bagging Area Blues Lyrics

Headin' down to Woolies, gonna get some stuff
Gonna have the boys around, we're gonna run amok
Headin' down the aisle, browsing round the store
Need to buy some chips, f*ck yeah, they're two for four
Loading up the trolley, now I'm almost done
Heading to the checkout, the question is which one?
Going to the self-serve, gonna scan shit quick
But then I hear the phrase of death, f*ck me this thing is shit!
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Okay, what have I done wrong?
I scanned and put it down
It's in the bagging area, you stupid f*cking clown
Now the light is flashing, I'm holding up the line
This incessant screeching is f*cking with my mind
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Where are the employees?
I need some bloody help
This scale and this register is f*cking with my health
Thank God old mate is here now
He punches in the code
Six zero three two one four
Now we're good to go!
I start to scan more items, it's all running smooth
But then I hear this demon sing an all too common tune
An all too common tune
An all too common tune
Now I hear this demon sing an all too common tune
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Place the item in the bagging area
Unexpected item in the bagging area
Unexpected item in the bagging area
Unexpected item in the bagging area