One, two, three, four
Haven't you ever felt a little ripped off
When you go and buy a pie
And they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Don't you think the cost of sauce should be included in the price?
Don't you think the cost of sauce should be included in the price?
Don't you think the cost of sauce should be included in the price?
Don't you think the cost of sauce should be included in the price?
So do yourself a favour
And find yourself a local
Where the cost of sauce is included in the total
One, two, three, four
Tomato sauce
Barbecue sauce
Sweet chilli sauce
And occasionally mustard
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce
Yeah, they charge you for sauce