Woo!
Oggz
That's so random, that's so
I wanted her heart, but all I got was tomatoes
Now I'm a clown on a dunk tank
Every thick asian gets a free three-throw
But my facepaints runnin' off
I don't know how to be without deflecting with comedy
I'm like Seinfeld if he wasn't good, I'm just an asshole
I need a chick like Tina Fey, SNL, mean girl, 30 racks to her name
People pray, I'll install hinge every day yeah, they're not gonna get rid of me
I'd rather Beauty and the Geek see me 2033, getting too old for naive
Why she not in love with me? How she not in love with me?
She like her feta, cheddar, imma go Biggie Cheese
She's not in love all my plans just weren't enough
Said I'm not that tough
I'm an MD, but she calls me scrub (and now)
She's the one I want, She liked my jokes but that's all I've got
Stay for the show, I know she'll leave the minute I'm done
Wish I could take it back to my twink days, wish I made way, way more mistakes
So many women, so many opportunities That's unwritten
Was so committed to someone who liked me for the man I was on stage
It's a shame, the only girls to know the real me is family
I can't open up every day like Mickey D's, But I'm broken like all the ice cream machines
Let me hit man, the ladies call me Snipes, you'll wanna kill a clown tonight
Yeah, I cross every punchline, ruin every vibe
Gotta take time, I can't read your signs like I'm short-sighted
You gotta get in my face, so that I get it
I'm such a headache, and I'm picky like a fisher looking for the catch of the day
I'm not gay I don't slay, I'm not
What? What made you go with that verse?
She's not in love all my plans just weren't enough
Said I'm not that tough, I'm an MD but she calls me scrub (and now)
She's the one I want, She liked my jokes, but that's all I've got
Stay for the show I know she'll leave the minute I'm done
I'm done, I'm done I know she'll leave the minute I'm
Counting down the minutes, counting down the minutes
I know she'll leave in a minute I'm done
Get it? I'm done