Okay Monday - Follow the recipe Lyrics

Tonight it's jenny's birthday
She's living down my street
I said 'hey, what should i bring ?'
She said 'what you can find'
Thought i could bake her something
But i got lost in the making
I nearly burned down my place
Then i ran out of time
Thought it was alright
Until people started to fall down
I'll follow the recipe
Follow the recipe
Follow the recipe
Next time
Reminds me when i was eight,
My mum she said 'can you help me?
Put some salt on the eggs
And don't let your toasts turn brown'
I put the sugar instead
And i forgot about the grill
The eggs tasted a bit strange
And the bread fell apart
Thought it was alright
But my stomach couldn't win this fight
I'll follow the recipe
Follow the recipe
Follow the recipe
Next time