Standing over you
Towering seven foot two
You're in my way
Better stop shaqtin' a fool
Aquarium size of a damn swimming pool
Magic shattered glass
Beware number 32
Biggest nigga on the Lakers
Baddest nigga on the lakers
Diesel demon undertaker
Now the Shaqnado's begun
Now you're under his Shaqnosis
Hit you with the hocus pocus
Sweating and you're losing focus
Shaqnado swallows the sun
You'll expire
In the fire
Victim to the
Fate of giants
Pray to your god
If you get caught in the paint
If you hear it coming f*ck it
Cause now it's too late
When he brings heat
You feel your skin start to break
Brace for impact cause
Diesel will make the earth shake
Biggest f*cking Wal-mart purchase
And we've only scratched the surface
Face him and forsake your courage
Now the Shaqnado's begun
Broke the backboard and your cervix
We're so grateful for your service
Usher in the age of darkness
Shaqnado swallows the sun
You'll expire
In the fire
Victim to the
Fate of giants