I'm a flippin' flibbertigibbet
An ultracrepidarian in every subject wit' it
Tatterdemalion, the way you lookin' in yo' fit pics
Slubberdegullion, you a paper-chasin' midget
Wake up in the mornin', want a plate of callipygian
As a xylopolist, you know I always get the women
The blunt is lookin' at me funny-resistentialism
Got 'em mad, got 'em bumfuzzled-malapropism
Gettin' to the bag, we gon' leave you with the tittynope
Believe in solipsism, so I always interlope
Free lobotomy-I put a stick inside your parietal lobe
Make you go retarded, watch you spin around like a gyroscope
You're a whiffet, takin' whippets in your free time
I'm cantankerous 'cause I'm always takin' risks
Yeah, I got that laced pack-tell 'em it's not vaporous
Achieve my equivalence? You gon' have to buy the trainer kit
I'm a flippin' flibbertigibbet
An ultracrepidarian in every subject wit' it
Tatterdemalion, the way you lookin' in yo' fit pics
Slubberdegullion, you a paper-chasin' midget
Wake up in the mornin', want a plate of callipygian
As a xylopolist, you know I always get the women
The blunt is lookin' at me funny-resistentialism
Got 'em mad, got 'em bumfuzzled-malapropism