I can't believe it
What was he thinking
At the last second
Trying to squeeze in
Maybe thinking
No-one would notice
But how could anyone miss
Door closing on his ass
Couldn't take the hint
Just standing there stuck
Look of disbelief
At his stroke of bad luck
And then to top it off
Up comes someone from behind
He's wearing a uniform
And he's none too kind
Pretty clear you've got to get out
You just don't fit
Your ass is caught inside the door
How can you not feel it
Should have been clear right from the start
When you wedged yourself in
Why'd you waste all our time
To get right out again
Way too many people
Way too little space
Still he tries to slide up
And squeeze on into place
What can you do now
When the room just runs out
Just stand right back and
Wait til it comes around
Couldn't take the hint
Just standing there stuck
A look of disbelief
At his stroke of bad luck
And then to top it off
Up comes someone from behind
He's wearing a uniform
And he's none too kind
Pretty clear you've got to get out
You just don't fit
Your ass is caught inside the door
How can you not feel it
Should have been clear right from the start
When you wedged yourself in
Why'd you waste all our time
To get right out again
To get right out again
To get right out again
To get right out again
To get right out again